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Saturday, September 25, 2010

TO ALL THE DAUGHTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Its daughter's day tomorrow .
Even though there are many parents around me organizing various celebrations around ,though I find it difficult to digest the significance of this day. The question that remains unanswered is whether this day is worth a celebration?
Being a daughter myself I would like to wish all the Daughters a HAPPY DAUGHTERS DAY.

Happy daughters day to all those unborn daughters who witness death right in their mother's womb.

Happy daughters day to all those mothers who support female infanticide , since it's always a son who completes the family. LET ME ASK YOU ONE QUESTION:
weren't you a daughter some day?

Happy daughter's day to all the daughters who had to become a wife before she could complete the role of a daughter.Who says child marriage is abolished from the country.
Then justify the TRP's an T.V. soap receives because of this concept.
Justify the tragedy of girls who embrace motherhood at an younger age.
Justify the story of a bride who met her groom on the wedding day..even though she was married to him at age 9.

Happy daughters day to all those daughters who are not allowed to chose her own love,,,her own life.
Thanks to the community for  her helplessness to chose between love and family....in fear of the life she has to lead with another stranger.

Happy daughters day to all those daughters who had to face the dark clutches of the demon,,,'RAPE'.
no matter what you name it,,, molestation, harassment etc etc. the pain remains the same...for her unknown mistake she is the one disapproved by the society while the demons roam around freely.

Happy daughters day to all those daughters who remains helpless when her prestige an decency gets misinterpreted . Thanks to the eve teasing champions!!!
Name at least one parent who is not worried to allow their daughters move outdoors after 10 in the night, no matter whether it is a city or a village.
I believe that there is no woman in this world who has escaped this disaster.It remains as an unwanted piece of harsh experience in her life.

Happy daughters day to all the daughters who are forced to sell themselves for a living.
If prostitution was a sin, why aren't they saved from the clutches of the cruel men.

Happy daughters day to all those who feel that a woman's freedom of speech is limited.
when a lady spoke of premarital sex she had to face many wraths...but when a guy spoke about it ,,it was his intelligence and concern for the society .

Happy daughters day to all those daughter who still fear their life for the slavery they have to face due to Dowry system and other social hazards like polygamy......

Happy daughters day to all those daughters who are proud to be a women in spite of all these odds...............

BE PROUD TO BE A WOMAN,,,,, BE PROUD TO BE A DAUGHTER..........


                                                                            

Friday, September 17, 2010

SUPERstitious ME

When you get A LEG FRACTURED,, there are many advicers around you,

"you should stop walking...." !!!

"better use a wheelchair"!!!!

"Look before you walk" !!!

When the doctor demonstrated about twisted muscles, I wished I learnt biology in College.

And this was the most funniest advice,,,

"did you cross over a mirchi limbu???"
err..?? how can a mirchi limbu fracture my leg???

"yes it can ,, u know one of my friend got oral cancer since he spitted on limbu mirchi"
oh..really.....thank God he didnt piss over it...u donno Indian men can make almost any place a public toilet.

"joke aside,,, im serious... "
"me too"....I gigged and settled myself on the bed....taking care of my broken leg.

"no..no...dont sit on the pillow...."
I jumped over,, hurting my leg...I thought there was a cockroach and she's warning me.

"sitting on pillow will reduce the income of the family,,debts will increase"
eh???? No yaar .... thats what old people say. This saying was an idea to avoid people sitting on pillow.
To stop pillows from flattening...."

no...don't shake your legs...its harmful"
ha yaar,, i know,,,but this leg is fine it is the other tleg that hurts

no,,, if you shake legs while seated on a bed...its a sin
no...that was an idea to stop the spitoons fall. Old men used to keep their spitoons below the bed for easy access. And if anyone shakes their leg,,it may cause the spit to spread over the floor!!

see,,,,you'r so silly......that's why you are suffering.You dont believe in God.
I do believe in God,,,,but my faith is not blind

you'll get to know when you'll suffer
"isnt this a suffering???". I said as I lifted my fractured leg.....

"so you have any plans...why don't we use this limbu mirchi techniques on the terrorists....it will save Indian money spend on defence.."
you dont have common sense........
no... my sense is not common,,its extra ordinary. Can we adjust with sixth sense...???.My refrigerator has it.










Thus she continued with more superstitious theories an I kept on rationalizing them.....
If you have an oldie in your home , then every problem has a evil effect...

oops... its strange when your fractured leg itches.

Monday, September 6, 2010

TWITTERAYAN

Ever thought of what would have happened if Ramayan took place in this century?
Here are the tweetexcerpts  that would have been exchanged then

@dashrath: gonna select Ram as my successor...pls nt: my prajas can retweet their suggestions and opinion ,,support me.

@manthara: got to work on Kaikeyi's brain!!

@dashrath: helpless if you have three wives to obey,,Aghor Kalyug. going to fulfill kaikeyi's grant..she wants Ram to be sent to Big Boss .

@ramhehe ..a new show,,after Seeta ka Swaamvar,, I am into the new one..VANVAS or according to the modern names..the Big Boss! please help me,,need ur support through out!

@seeta: after the Swayamvar I am gonna experience the new reality series ...going along with Ram. ah yes! Lakshman's too following us..

@shrups: Shurpanaka here,,Ravan's sis...gonna host the new session of VanVas

@luks: (this one is lakshman).
shrups..keep quiet  ,,u donno who I am,,behave yourself or u will wash ur hands with your nose...( apne nak se haath do baitegi,,,,,,,)

@ravan: how dare you?? u threatening my sis?? u take care of ur head before I behead u!

@ram: Mr. ravaan..if shrups is ur sis, luks is my bro. dont dare to behead him. It's u who should take care of ur head. .....all the ten heads.

@seeta: enjoin wid Ram...ah!..the best place for honeymoon after the Swayamwar series.

@shrups: very happy. Seeta eliminated from the show.

@ram: Can't anyone help me with the wild card entry??? Seeta's in danger!

@raavan: Ram,,relax . why need wild card when ur wive's in my wild clutches?

@ram: need help ....new recruitment in the army..all r invited..no difference in caste or gender... even animals welcome.

@hanuman: Jai Shree Ram... got to help Ram my vanars. come forward. forward my tweet to all other vanars

@sugreev: Hanuman,,i am wid u man...

@ravan: monkeys against the beast??? hahahahaha!!!

@seeta: SOS...ram save me...btw Ashokvatika is beautiful!

@ram: Luks injured in the war... very tough situation. many vanars injured .

@hanuman: visited Himalayas yesterday. And lifted the Sanjivani hill. ...had fun..Jai Sree Ram

@ravan: Oh my God.. I'm in trouble.
                 Half the kingdom is burnt and my son's killed. Will wake Kumbakaran soon :-(

@kumbh: tooo lazy to tweet.  Got some food today...after six months. PHEW...

@ram: Wars goin fun. We r near to victory.....Seetey.........I m coming.

@seeta: Take ur own time Raam. See to it that ur refilling my internet account. Its gonna expire in few days.and my lappy needs servicing. No engineers in lanka???

@vibhishan: Jai Seeta ma.... I have got one..Will send him to ashok vatika soon...have a happy stay!

@ravaan: learnt a lesson..never to go fight a War for a stupid sis,, Shrups i'll see u after the war.

@ram: Kumbhkaran's killed,,,next kaun??

@ravan: Will have to expose my heads soon...fighting a war with ten heads is quite difficult.

@hanuman: Yipee.....won the war, just today morning.  

@seeta: at last freed....wonder who won the Vanvas series??!!!

@ram: Very Happy.  Got my Seeta back... and yes the Kingdom too.
             Thank u vanars.....it was because of u that I won...and there's a good news
              @vibhishan is the new lankeshwar.

@hanuman: happy ending. pray for me. resting after a bypass surgery.
                     Tore opened my heart to expose my love for ram and seeta.



THE END

dropin your views and ssuggestions in the comment box............have any other gud tweets in for our dear gods and gods??
why dont you write them here..........................???? 

Thursday, September 2, 2010

*Disclaimer: this is a poem from the viewpoint of a dying man, trapped in the ruins and decay , the effect of an earthquake. he adresses the love for his better half and the sorrow in missing her after his death.



I cant speak it again,
'cos I miss you, I'm in pain,
Though my heart recites it,
its maimed, for it's you whom it needs.

Donno how to adorn my love,
for now I am almost indolent,
amidst in this ruin and decay
your love solely
makes me appeased and content.

you enriched my life'
ever since we met
since the moment we were together,

your sapient thoughts
The noble smile
The concerned touch
I fell for you in toto.

But life had something different for me
my fate saith, I am lifeless.
though my body seems ossified
my soul's still alive.

Lem'me tell ,"I still love you"
though death can never be won,
for death is the Immortal.

though I am stuck in the fatal mesh,
my heart still beats for you,
even though I am lifeless,
my heart whispers,
"I still miss you , will ever after,
"I still love you , will ever after"



*I am confused what to title this poem,,,suggestions are welcome!