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Sunday, February 12, 2012

Silent Love


Disclaimer :This is my first attempt at fiction .Any similarity to the stories of people around me is purely co incidental..



I never imagined this autumn would be the best season in my life,for it changed the meaning of my existence on earth. Seems as if I have discovered a new reason for my survival . And Its you , because a day without your presence is so difficult that I end up immersed in your thoughts , my eyes stationed at the class room entry just to spot you pass by the door.

Before I realized your significance in my life, my days were never so difficult. You were just like any other classmate to me... I don't even remember when I first met you...I never noticed you.. Perhaps your existence around me was not special than any other class mate.May be because you were too much popular among girls and I pictured you different.May be that's why I didn't find you attractive or cute while the other girls cried
" AWWW! hes so cute!!!!" .Not a surprise indeed, the lead vocalist of the top college band is always a star, especially among those girls who craved to grab your attention.

If it was not that blessed day , when I actually realized the real..'kind hearted' Rehaaan Ahuja in you, I Would have still pictured you as the stupid, rich ,flirtatious  'RockStar'. Because you were always so.Surrounded by the most beautiful girls in the college, spotted in the city's so called coolest pubs , the guy for whom every new day starts with a new girl friend., err.. for me all these features of you were so indigestible!
Perhaps I believed that you are so Characterless!

But then ,I remember the day so well .. Rhea..my best friend , she was so ill and I was clueless as to what is to be done when she suddenly collapsed unconscious.For It was the dusk time and no one around on a deserted road. And that was when the messiah in you turned up. If I am not wrong you were speeding for a concert and I didn't expect you to stop the car, for why should you care for your ugly classmates  whom you never bothered about. Perhaps your behavior towards us was if as the less popular (students lyk me) are misguided  aliens on earth.

I can recollect the tensed face of yours.It was when I actually looked at you face. Before, I have never noticed you .You are indeed cute..Seated in the backseat all that I could see were your eyes in the mirror. They terrified me, or 'tempting' is the correct word. They reflected the worries you had.. for you were so tensed as to reach Rhea to hospital as soon as possible. You face had turned pale, almost wet in sweat.. I could see only your left cheek and the little drops of sweat that adorned them. Even though I mistook it or tears, but why should you shed tears for a sick classmate. Those 10 minutes drive to the hospital built up lot of thoughts in me...in fact I asked myself...have you gone insane?

The day I witnessed the real human in you,, the day when my heart started beating for you,,,perhaps that was when  I started loving you..
Later, Every day turned new for me..The aversion for you had transformed into a cute feeling , perhaps this was not just a crush.
and then every sight of yours made me feel tired,, I lost control over myself, infact my body shivered. When you occasionally came to the class , I could actually feel the goosebumps. Every day I ended up stalking your facebook profile. I started talking to your profile picture and your songs turned to be my ring tone..I never shared this with anyone, For It was not new for others , every single girl in he class had a crush on you , but for me this feeling was new..! Though I am silent ,, I wish my crave for you doesn't go unnoticed..

Just a friend
That’s all I’ve ever been to you
Oh just a girl
Who wants to be the center of your world
But I ain’t got much to offer
But my heart and soul
And I guess that’s not enough
For you to notice me
I’m just a girl
And I guess that’s all I’ll ever be to you
To you

 



(to be continued)




Saturday, February 4, 2012

HELLO??




Person 1: HELLO
Person 2: HELLO? Is this Sachin Mishra?
Person 1: Yes, Who is this and what do you want??
Person 2: err..I am Subhashini Thakkar, Inspector of female rights, women's cell, Anandgiri
Person 1: Yes Madam...say please!
Person 2: We have received a complain against you...So can you please come to our Office.
Person 1: No..Actually I'm on duty..I cant come now..
Person 1: yes..You are a teacher in an leading coaching institute , right?
Person 2 : Yes Sir..err Madam..pray tell me what complaint you got?
Person 1: We are coming to your institute to arrest you now itself..we need to question you..Its serious
Person 2: Pls Don't, My reputation will be ruined! we can sort it out..

Person 1: You trying to bribe me? Another case against you.Bade dino baad ek bakra mila hai!
Person 2: Sir..err..Madam.. I'm sorry..will you pls tell me the details


CALL DISCONNECTED...beep...beep..beep

The above conversation was just another  prank call that we made to our physics teacher during lecture interval

For those who never experience pranking a call or being pranked by someone pls get to know what it is before reading further
Either Google it (easiest way) Or you can access the link that googling gave me
HERE

So proceeding on prank calls....It is a usual technique that we do as a form of so called adventurous entrainment...Calling your teacher disguised as an imaginary lady Dabangg..while he is standing in front of you during lecture is not less than an adventure.

Prank calls are of different types..

 TYPE 1: Like the above call, Prank calls made to a teacher can help you get rid off his boring lectures (provided your teacher is a coward like mine) It also helps in keeping your teachers thoughts engaged..that ultimately leads to a few suspended lectures.Believe me, Mishra Sir didn't turn up for two days. Either he was worried of Subhashini Thakkar arresting him amidst the lectures or he must have for sure did something wrong worth receiving a call from women's cell

TYPE 2: Now this type is for sure a big benefit.Especially if you got a secret crush . All that you need is  his/her number in your contacts list and a bold voice! Or a supportive friend full of dare can help you.
For Example : You can mock a call as his /her friend or dying to befriend person.
Dont forget to praise him her.. and please don't call from our personal phone. A PCO is always the solution.
Or else in case your crush turns to be a true love.. He she may find out the prank caller in you. Now Have I Tried it? Errr...Shall we shift to the next type?

TYPE 3: This is indeed helpful if you have the insurance providers and free loan suppliers disturbing you
For example, You can keep on asking the details for an hour or so and then end the call
 with the following statement
OH.. I had just applied for an insurance same as you said..Same validity..terms ..you called Late.You should have called a week before.!
Need more Ideas??
CLICK HERE

For those who are so lazy to divert to another window ..Here is my Copy Paste avatar oft the content
  courtesy : http://ohmigawsh.webs.com/prankcallideas.html
and yes Special thanks to Google Guru..!

DEALING WITH TELEMARKETERS:

When a campaigner or telemarketer calls you, listen to what they have to say then stop them mid sentence. Tell them, "Could you hang on a second, I think there's somebody at my door." Set the phone down and pretend to answer the door. Then yell in the background, "Who are you?! Get outta my house!!" Try to make it sound like a struggle is taking place and then pop a paper bag next to the phone. Start to scream and fall, then pop a second paper bag and go silent. You will hear them saying. "Oh my God!! Sir?! Are you alright?! Oh my God!!" At this point, either hang up or pick up the phone and say, "So what are you doin' tonight?"


When a telemarketer calls you, act really interested in what they have to say, but stop them mid sentence and say "Well look, I'm really interested in what you have to say, but I'm kind of busy right now so could I have your home number and give you a call later?" They will explain to you that they cannot give out their personal information. Say to them "Oh, I understand, because you don't want to have people bothering you at home right?" When they tell you that that is the reason say "Good, well now you know how I feel." And hang up.

There are several other prank call types ..to be  soon continued..till then enjoy trying these pranks!
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And I m too lazy to check for typos..Kindly adjust the spelling mistakes!