1.When it comes to heroes, We love Mohanlal, or otherwise its Mamooty . Period.
Okay, there is an Exception.
2. We do not eat idli and dosa for lunch and dinner. And food is not just idli and dosa for Malayalis.
3.We have an Uncle in the Gelf (Dubai+Abudhabhi+Sharjah+Saudi+Maasscat+etc)
and we do preserve the Arabic scripted soaps and shampoos in our closet.
4. If you are a Non resident Keralite , and we accidentally meet, the first question is “Where are you from?” I admit the sole purpose of this question is to recognize which version of Malayalam you speak.
5. It is not just Malayalam,, There are different Malayalam(s). –north, south, east and west.
6. We already know the stories of many a Bollywood movies, cause they were first made in Malayalam, and mind you those were far better.
7. We do mock the accent of our fellow mallus, especially you are just imported from kerala.
|Image courtesy : http://rethish-caricature.blogspot.com/2012_02_01_archive.html|
8. Ever heard 'tapioca'? We love it. Its our staple diet, I repeat it isn’t Idli and dosa.
9. Food isn’t tasty if there is no coconut in it, atleast it requires a drop of coconut milk. And cholesterol is our birthright
10. Point 8 revisited. Parotta. + Chicken curry. I repeat, it is not just rice.
11. Politics is not just BJP or Congress. It bleeds red for a mallu. Lal Salam.
12. Babaji ka thullu has its origin in Kerala, and it was named, ‘shitt’.Just remember that.
13. We love speaking only in Hindi and English the moment we land in Kerala.
14. If it’s about watching Television, We watch only MTV if fellow keralites are around in the house,simble
15. You dance in the disco and go crazy? Try this someday
16. And this
17. And finding a fellow Mallu in the crowd is relief. And spotting a north indian in Kerala when you are on a vaction , it is a matter of pride," aur bhaiya kaise ho! " . And then you look around with a raised collar.
18. We are proud Kerala is 100% literate. And also secretly proud that we weren’t educated in Kerala.
19. Before Sreeshanth there was this guy, we were proud of
20. Last , We are not Madrasis. It is Malayali. Or the MALLU
This video is very interesting, If you are a malayali you will laugh holding your stomach.