1.When it comes to heroes, We love Mohanlal, or Mamooty . Period.
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Okay, there is an Exception.
2. We do not eat only idli - dosa for food.Food is not just idli and dosa for Malayalis.
3.We have at least one Ungle in the Gelf (Dubai+Abudhabhi+Sharjah+Saudi+Maasscat+Doha)
and we do preserve the Arabic scripted soaps and shampoos in our closet.
![](https://cf3.souqcdn.com/item/2014/03/09/67/16/37/9/item_L_6716379_4326087.jpg)
4. If you are a Non resident Keralite , and we accidentally meet, the first question is “Where are you from?” I admit the sole purpose of this question is to recognize the version of Malayalam you speak.
![](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/1a/Districts_of_Kerala.png)
5. It is not just Malayalam,, There are different Malayalam(s). –north, south, east and west.
![](https://www.keralaontour.com/kerala/img/language.jpg)
6. We already know the stories of many a Bollywood movies, cause they were first made in Malayalam, and mind you those were far better.
![](https://specials.rediff.com/movies/2007/oct/01sd3.jpg)
7. We do mock the accent of our fellow mallus, especially you are just imported from kerala.
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Image courtesy : http://rethish-caricature.blogspot.com/2012_02_01_archive.html |
8. Ever heard 'tapioca'? We love it. Its our staple diet, I repeat it isn’t Idli and dosa.
9. Food isn’t tasty if there is no coconut in it, atleast it requires a drop of coconut milk. And cholesterol is our birthright
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http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/35d2rd |
10. Point 8 revisited. Parotta. + Chicken curry. I repeat, it is not just rice.
11. Politics is not just BJP or Congress. It bleeds red for a mallu. Lal Salam.
![](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/VcVyZ2BobnU/maxresdefault.jpg)
12. Babaji ka thullu had its origin in Kerala, and it was named, ‘shitt’.Just remember that.
![](https://www.cineshots.in/images/photos/images/182beSuresh_Gopi_still.jpg)
13. We love speaking only in Hindi and English from the very moment we land in Kerala.
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjy5QClGUEiTBpkTbalcr3G6SHZ6LvJBscME4558OF3OKYlHSjDOGDhHD4hrgKQM2Y37BDd6iQWY774_yay_qy0BZ4m31ogEEEx9U21vsgiM3t2g8DomsyULfEFstTujbW-zuuDAEuUCUcS/s320/idea-star-singer-host-renjini-haridas-hot-pics-17.jpg)
14. You dance in the disco and go crazy? Try this someday
![](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/X5RrnEuFvhU/hqdefault.jpg)
16. And this
![](https://taleoftwotomatoes.files.wordpress.com/2014/02/toddy.jpg)
17. And finding a fellow Mallu in the crowd is relief.
And spotting a north indian in Kerala when you are on a vacation , is a matter of pride," aur bhaiya kaise ho! " . And then you look around with a raised collar.
And spotting a north indian in Kerala when you are on a vacation , is a matter of pride," aur bhaiya kaise ho! " . And then you look around with a raised collar.
![](https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/07/23/article-2375262-1AF6200C000005DC-793_964x497.jpg)
18. We are proud Kerala is 100% literate. And also secretly proud that we were not educated in Kerala.
![](https://www.soulation.org/freeatlast/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/secret.jpg)
19. Before Sreeshanth there was this guy, we were proud of
20. Last , We are not Madrasis. It is Malayali. Or the MALLU
![](https://sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk/i/i-m-malayali-and-we-don-t-keep-calm.png)
This video is very interesting, If you are a malayali you will laugh holding your stomach.